Happy Halloween Season, parents and kids! Remember, if you have any cool costumes, submit them to Parenting FAILs and they could get to the front page!

Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!

Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....